elderly men Sam and Arthur, avid bridge players get some bad news Arthur
is dying. Sam says to Arthur,
"please Arthur when you
get to heaven somehow send me a message and let me know if there's any
bridge up there." Arthur
says he'll try. Arthur passes away and a week goes by, not a word. Then
suddenly Sam gets the call.
there's good news and bad news. The good news is there's a duplicate on
Tuesday, the bad news is you're playing."
cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When asked why she left
her last employment, she replied, "Well, sir, they paid good wages, but
it was the most ridiculous place I ever worked.
They played a game called Bridge, and last night a lot of folks were
there. As I was about to bring in the refreshments, I heard a man say,
"Lay down and let's see what you've got."
Another man said, "I've got strength but no length." Another
man says to the lady,
"Take your hand off my trick!" I pretty near dropped dead just
then, when the lady answered,
"You jumped me twice when you didn't have the strength for one
Another lady was talking about protecting her honour and two other
ladies were talking and one said,
"Now it's time for me to play with your husband and you can play
Well, I just got my hat and coat and as I was leaving, I hope to
die if one of them didn't say,
"Well, I guess we'll go home now. This is the last rubber."